Troy E. "EB”, "Ebermonster"
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Record: 2-7-0
Scramble 0-6-0 Best Ball 0-0-0 1 v 1 2-1-0 |
Yearly Summary
2021: This was the inaugural year for the shortest competitor in the field. He partnered with his off the course nemesis, CLo on Friday afternoon, and the disdain clearly carried on to the course. They couldn't stop kicking their shins long enough to make any good shots and were soundly defeated by the Lombardo pairing of Scott and E-dub. Saturday morning, EB was paired with Zach making up arguably the worst Cobra Kai paring possible. Somehow, they were able to keep the match close and only lose by 1 hold to the Scott/Boss Lombardo pairing. The momentum of only losing by 1 led into the Saturday afternoon featured match between EB and Kyle. The 6 hour round, totaling 261 shots still did not exceed the all-time record of 280 shots between the 2017 Dano/Zach matchup on the Tribute. Kyle jumped out to an early 2 up lead, but EB was able to battle back to even at the turn. Winning the Par-5 13 with a double bogey was the highlight of the round, marking EBs first point of a lead in the match. He was able to hold on to that tying the rest of the holes and an the ultimate 1UP victory. The outcome of this match was the high award of "Ultimate Warrior", which EB was glad to have won, jumping for joy and reaching almost 5'6" in the air.
2022: The Ultimate Warriar was downgraded to the Least Valuable Player in the matter of 1 year. EB totally held back Cobra Kai, hit too many shots and drank too many beers as a true Eberhart would. He really had a difficult time doing anything. He was paired with Gordon in the opening round and spent the entire time just frustrating Steve. He was then paired with high school buddy, Poet against a solid Lombardo team and even though Poet was playing great, they still loss. EBs 1v1 match was touted as one of the best matchups of the day, even external parties had bets wagered on this one. With a combined score of 224 strokes between the two contenders, Dano was able to take down EB and his 5-iron with no issues, all but sealing the LVP trophy for EB.
2023: Coming straight off the plane, and this time with no emergency crash landings, EB was a bit more humbled than the previous year. He didn’t call out Searge or anything this year but he was ready to earn some points. Being a little timid and rusty he lost his first match. But, pairing with Zach on Saturday morning he nearly earned a point but came up short on the 18th hole. But against all odds, he was able to take down Jason 2UP to get a point and earn the ULTIMATE WARRIOR award for a 2nd time.
2022: The Ultimate Warriar was downgraded to the Least Valuable Player in the matter of 1 year. EB totally held back Cobra Kai, hit too many shots and drank too many beers as a true Eberhart would. He really had a difficult time doing anything. He was paired with Gordon in the opening round and spent the entire time just frustrating Steve. He was then paired with high school buddy, Poet against a solid Lombardo team and even though Poet was playing great, they still loss. EBs 1v1 match was touted as one of the best matchups of the day, even external parties had bets wagered on this one. With a combined score of 224 strokes between the two contenders, Dano was able to take down EB and his 5-iron with no issues, all but sealing the LVP trophy for EB.
2023: Coming straight off the plane, and this time with no emergency crash landings, EB was a bit more humbled than the previous year. He didn’t call out Searge or anything this year but he was ready to earn some points. Being a little timid and rusty he lost his first match. But, pairing with Zach on Saturday morning he nearly earned a point but came up short on the 18th hole. But against all odds, he was able to take down Jason 2UP to get a point and earn the ULTIMATE WARRIOR award for a 2nd time.
Player Bio
EB is coming in from the Great State of Texas. As a frequent flyer, he has free checked bags, however it won't be necessary as he can fit his youth clubs in his carry on. The Ebermonster brings the average beer per hour of Cobra Kai up significantly, as most Eberharts do and definitely fits in with the Cobra Kai mantra, usually in the form of shin kicking.
Ryder Cup Highlight
To be determined
Fun Fact
He is proof that not everything is always bigger in Texas.